Inverarity (inverarity) wrote,

One-line review of Prometheus

"Yes, let's Poke. The. Alien. Snake. That couldn't possibly be a bad idea."

Pet me.

Teenagers going into a haunted house to smoke weed and have sex in Sorority Chainsaw Bloodbath Titty Massacre VIII behave more intelligently than the supposed scientists and engineers in this Alien prequel. They spent all their budget on special effects and Charlize Theron, and forgot to hire a scriptwriter.
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